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Once there was a fat, grey, content hippo called Billy. He lived humbly in a river somewhere far, far away from anyone reading this.
Every day was the same for Billy; sleep, eat lunch, swim. Sleep, eat lunch, swim. If he got tired from swimming, he'd sleep some more. His life was boring, but as Billy was a little thick, he did not realize it.
But one day, as Billy was in the middle of a snack, he heard a noise. It went like this: MOOOOO! Billy had never heard this before. He was scared. But moments later, out from the bushes popped a little pink piglet. He knew what a piglet was. He had seen one on television.
At this time, Billy was still living his boring life, thus his conversation with the pig was very dull. Too dull to include in this bio. So, I'll make a long story short. Billy, and Billy Jr (Junior For Short), as the pig liked to call himself, came upon a rusty little fountain in a town called Smackville that soon became Billy's new home, and that started his new, unboring life.
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